Disclaimer: There is a large amount of false information about Edward Snowden. I will put any cross information regarding posted opinons on the bottom as I have gathered some comments and blurbs. Any of my personal opinions added to this page will be in dashed braces and italics like such. - { Edward Snowden is a hopeless romantic. His view of himself may be different then the overall objective view of himself. } -

Edward Snowden

"The US government, with assistance from major telecommunications carriers have all US civilians under surveillance."

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Edward Snowden is an amazing programmer. 99% of security programmers are probably more advanced but Snowden is recognized as being a limelight United States of America Hacker.

Edward grew up programming. He is was an angry child over time as the combination of the hypnotic hum of the computer and solving a world of illogical decisions compounded into anger. When things don't make sense logically, you have to move on, but programmers do not.

In 2013, Edward Snowden was sitting in an Airport in Moscow Russia. He was seeking asylum as he became a wanted fugitive overnight. - { I used the term overnight loosely because there was a few days of buildup as Snowden was informing the advertising companies that the government has everyone under surveillance } - Snowden dissappeared for awhile until emerging in several colleges and activists programs.

Snowden is from California. He is a cleaner style of white male as the California lifestyle leans towards no stress and togetherness. He accepts people and is overall a trendy person with a clean background. Government agencies prefer to hire advanced security programmers instead of monitor them. This is why many stop-gaps were put into place to get advanced programmers a security clearance.

What Snowden didn't realize in 2013 was that the technology industry can also learn from history. He was working from the premise of being an American and supporting the United States of America. But history is a bitch, and there are a few things that you should realize, I will name 2.

#(Alt 49) In the history of several military organizations, people have reported things such as UFOs that have gotten large groups of personnel fired. If you watch the UFO files, a bunch of United Kingdom soldiers and commanding officers reported that they all saw a small light traveling in the forest. The eye witness accounts were valid; however they all got fired.

#(Alt 50) In the military, you have to put your name on reports. When you see something, sometimes its best to not put your name on the report. Since Snowden was watching live security feeds, he began to notice the repetitive rhythms of masturbating people. He was very calculative in his finding of habitual masturbaters and had understood that it was physically impossible for the people to look the same every day. The problem was who wants to put their name on a report which says that we have to continually monitor the masturbation routines of people. Snowden was not a supervisor, so he got demoted after a higher manager was "laughed out of the building".

The overlying issue here was simple. Edward Snowden used the technology Ed Sparks invented to spy on Ed Sparks - { To be fair, the Tampa company that sold the technology never included Ed Sparks in the supporting files. } -. He is one of the few people that would have an active security "defense" against his own technology. The video streaming info-technology was put into place to watch contractors that the government was paying. This was to verify that the money was being used and put towards the correct projects. Adding Sparks to the list was the governments mistake as Sparks' hacking groups always used a masturbation video as the cover for their operations.

Sparks ripped through the security system of the NSA to spy on who was watching him. He was able to do so as the video technology always includes his access. Staring at Snowden, Sparks already knew who he was because they had met previously. Sparks' profiles states that he "rarely forgets any detail."

After Snowden was ridiculed for not being able to be heard about his masturbation correlation theory, he got angry at his department for not wanting to logically explore the idea that groups were using masturbation videos as cover. Wesley Winslow was his project manager at the time and tried to calm him down and was successful several times. Spite from ridiculed being called "Peter" at work, translated into actively leaking information to the press as Snowden is also a 1%er.

The result was really just bad TV. Snowden believed that Russia was the enemy of the United States which today is not the case. Over time, I believe Snowden became adjusted to living in the Russian states and currently understands that he probably should've chose one of the islands. The Russians are great at hacking which keeps Snowden employed.

#You have to understand. This is all about Sparks' personality. He lives to compete and does not like to lose. Oh yeah this is about Snowden.

# Sparks - "My favorite quote from Dan Bilzerian - "Someone has been impersonating me on Instagram asking girls to send them photos and talking to them about working in my office. I have never advertised any type of contest or asked any woman to work in my office. I would never waste my time talking to a woman; listening to them is the worst part". Snowden hangs out with women on video all the time like their concern is part of his psychological makeup which makes me feel bad about the situation. Snowden was a good person just like I used to be when I was 5."

# Winslow - "He is a bit squirrley. Never had a problem with him as long as you listen."

# Winslow - "We just had to start having him write down on a piece of paper the basis of his concerns because we did not want to be seen with him in the office."

# Winslow - "He was a good worker because we really never noticed him. "

- { If you think that this story is not a fact, then read DOB page 159 written years ago... "I think he was just a person in a cubicle watching cameras..." He was certainly alluding to the fact he already knew who he was because I talked to him myself. } -