Dev Notes - Ed Sparks
My humble 2021 explanation attempt at explaining Ed Sparks to the public.
Overview: #BlameGoogle. While amassing a huge 1000 page marketing website called HermosaBeachMarketing.com, Google never gave Sparks any phone calls or placement for marketing. This resulted in him freelancing, training and enhancing his cyber skills. According to a Google Websmaster tools post, Sparks blamed Google employees for giving their friends and family his phone calls and automatically removing his pages from the SERP before they were even typed. Sparks blames google for wasting 6000 hours of his personal time. The shared labor costs of his cyber anger grows everyday to keep Sparks 24hr monitored. FBI - millions - never lives anywhere. CIA - millions - been hacking in 65 countries. NSA - millions - have to monitor phone calls and cell data. Overseas Governments - millions - have to monitor his GPS position because Sparks is listed. USAF - millions - administrative and legal nightmares attached. USA PD - millions - Sparks' ongoing anger coupled with alcohol has been overly destructive. Private Corps - kabillions - Over 15 years and 90 customers. Sparks has destroyed 89 of 90 customers' lives - has 0 known customers left.
Cyber Status (Web Resources): Field General (FG), CyberCommando (PrivEsc CC). Force Alpha Team (Combat Zone FAT).
Employed: No - unemployment. MERC. OSCP (Repurpose pending).
Security Clearance: Impossible. Contractor.
Associated Websites: PenetrationTesters.co
Skillset (Observence):
Mouse Recorder Automation - Insane
Macro CMD Insertion - Insane
Corporate Reputation Destruction - Insane
Cat Thrower (Doorway/FENCE/WHITE/Distraction Programming) - Insane
Security Camera Peering - Insane
Company Financial Records File Encrytion (Hash Spinning) - Insane
Confidence man - Casanova - He's every man's fantasy. He's every woman's nightmare. (In his autobiography)
Programming languages (Observence): None. Not an expert programmer. He's a 'master craftsman' 'automation manipulator' of 'invasive programs and hacking tools'.
# Started learning linux this year 2021 for his OSCP. Never even knew what it was.
# Never knew how to access in binary
Known Equipment : (Public Database Information from a Traffic Stop and Search in Texas)
Mouse: Cyborg R.A.T. 9 (Custom Code Macro Wireless Gaming Mouse)
Monitor: Generic 32" TV
LapTop: ASUS ROG
Keyboard: Specific Generic Standard Wired.
Intelligence Level: 1% , Sneaky Smiler.
Interesting notes from his LinkedIn. Sparks claims he can come out of the 3pp (third party provider) lines into the first and second party provider lines at the switch using a cyber clearance. Sparks says he is the 'Illuminati Programmer' and programs the USA PCI financial mainframe on a regular basis.
Interesting notes from his autobiography. Argument with a cab driver - "I will stick my hand into your mouth and rip off the bottom of your jaw." Argument in Pizza Hut - "I will let you put those handcuffs on me but afterwards I will fight you... I picked up the POS system off the counter and beat him repeatedly on the ground." Argument at Hertz - "This is not the movies... real men do not fall on the ground.. I pulled the fence post out of the ground and waited for him like Mr Peanut... Hit him as hard as I could with the fence post across the side of his face... but he did not fall down.."
Interesting notes from his blog on HermosaBeachMarketing.com. "Anonymous is an American. This is because I reverse translated the Turkish with Google translate and it came back in perfect American English... CIA most likely." "They are passing information for scrapers in Facebook posts... distributing passwords in YouTube videos..." "I just logged in and introduced myself... Hi this is sparxx.. I am looking for Abrekt..."
#change name to Wesley Wentworth Winslow
Honorable mentions - Sparks is currently classified as a homeless veteran and was on foodstamps and Veteran section 8 in 2020. As far as reported, I believe he is still on unemployment. He got even more mad after being homeless at his previous customers in some sort of ongoing feud derived from FB rants in Fort Lauderdale. This was regarding his customers calling all his customers and offering to pay their marketing bills for years if they switched. That coupled with no phone calls from Google has him enraged. Is he suicidal or is he just plain Man-Bear-Pig when it comes to only going forward and never backwards no matter what the consequences are? I love following Sparks. He makes my life's work more interesting.
Favorite Ed Sparks Quotes:
"I'm an offensive programmer... I only go forwards..."
"Nobody's going to hire me... I've never had a job before... All I know how to do is be ruthless (context: destroy companies) and steal crap I want..."
"Nobody's going to understand that I'm not a programmer... I'm a marketing writer that specializes in "non-fiction fiction"...
"I'll die homeless (veteran) eating stuffed shells on probation... "
"I'm half black... I'm on vacation while on probation... Wave your EBT in the air..."
#EBT card
"If I ever got married, I'd be a millionaire..."
"Alcoholic Masterbation Machine..."
"I have the best hacking lawyer in the world..."
"I'm the general... I fight in front ... I pull out my sword and run as fast as I can into the horde... it is my right to do so..."
# fight in front first*
# in front of the army*
--# All they want is fancy pants people in Google SERP... Never trust a skinny computer guy... I will choke them all with one hand...
- 9 years backwards of ongoing research and counting of my favorite business man, Ed Sparks, by Matt Daemon, Hacking Historian.
# OSEE
Anonymous posted in 2019 that he had hacked Sparks' Amazon account and that he has deliveries at Brittney Spears' house as her personal computer geek. Anonymous posted that they hacked the 2020 census results for California and it showed Sparks lived in a mansion in Bradbury while pulling section 8. Anonymous posted 'Hope the public library is comfortable'... puny drive... useless wasted...
# Change the name to Wesley Wentworth Winslow. Do not quote anyone without source.
# Remember to use actual WWW quote. Sparks' name is CODENAME SCUD which is used as SCUD and / or he was referred as CS or Cunt Sucker.
Snowden stated that he has been 'listening' to Sparks 'wih Viscosity'. "I know where he is on a regular basis... what he is doing... and who he is masterbating (speaking) to..." I would hire him but I don't need a janitor...
# Do not quote anyone without source.
# I think this was obtained illegally from Sparks anywayz.
Sparks Phone:
Latest text message to seo competitor threatened to "The Fed Marks J** G**... I waited months to get to a secure clear web line. Everyone that applies in my department will be required to physically touch you before they get an interview. Hermosa's phone rings everyday or does it? -Sparks "
# Add the private YouTube URL?
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# I want to know why Sparks said that IPPSEC HTB was not TJ Null and that he itdentified a different photo of IPPSEC.
"Simple. I listen to TJ Nulls List on Ippsec. The thing is the man who is talking is not Tony P. It is not the other guy either who is stated as the founder of IPPSEC. It obviously is Mark Volt because I deduce that he speaks the way the tutorial speaker does from the shape of his lips. Also, Mark Volt is a fake name. He does not appear anywhere and as you probably know that he is an OSEE. Obviously you already knew the answer to that question." How cool is that!
# According to customers that I have interviewed, Sparks has a body double and they claim they can identify them both.
# DO NOT FORGET TO STATE THE HACKER CALL - ___/X\/X\.::./X\/X\ - SWH - Sparxx Was Here
# Since Sparks is still broke, offer a solution? Am I writing a wiki or an opinion paper. The page is factual. The article is opinion?
# Long term affects from solitary programming. Sparks freeze frames and looks angry in the middle of conversations.
# I want to know how Sparks smuggles himself into Mexico. "I smuggled myself into Mexico again. They wanted to know how long I was there."
------------- Tutorials
./Recording%2043.mp3
Apached setup for SERP
WHM setup for SERP
CPANEL setup for SERP
False Primary Setup
Wordpress Installation setup for SERP
Magento Installation setup for SERP
SEE to TinyUrl to MaliChimp to Chimp
SEE to CLBOT
SEE to CLMAILER
ALL SEE TUTORIALS if possible
# Sparks said he tried to buy it.
# Multiple partition SEE strategy
Hootesuite automation
Google String Explanation
Google GO Expalantion
Use of McAfee
Mass Mailer/Form Bot
Google Map Manipulation
Google Image Manipulation
# Why is he not making tutorials?
Insert information into Photoshop gifs... FB.
Google Ads to Tiny URL to Blocky to SERP to Mailer to CRM
ZOHO sql insertion
Crypto theft strategies.
# I notice he never says the word APP
# Ad blockers?
# Excel to JitBit I think and JitBit Loop
Non-Fiction Fiction tutorial
Dispersal XRumer and GSA captcha breaker tutorial
Bar tricks that he talks about.
---- Google Support Tickets
# Remeber to get the tickets and introduce myself
I became interested in Ed Sparks by reading a Google ticket in the Webmaster Forum stating that Google Employees or a Master Programmer was destroying his website.
Sparks claimed his business Hermosa Beach Marketing was in the training material for the demotion team in India.
Sparks claimed that he was suppose to be Mariss Mayer's personal assistant
Sparks claimed that he was watching their chatroom and had hacked the crap out of the building
After meeting him, I would say he knows where every single Google employee is and every single Google contractor is at all times using GPS.
# I would assume and my opinion only that he would shoot a laser beam at all of them from a sattelite only if he could make it happen with 1 button push. He could do it now with 5 but it would show no reason to gloat.
# He mutters alot about his gmail account and that he would lose it if he destroyed everything
Malibu Matchmaking ticket stated the website was being destroyed before he even wrote it. He was experiencing psychological damage by googling the link to a page that he didnt create and google SERP responding with destructive links already present. They are pre-destroying my website. Google replied it was the algorithm of which Sparks stated that the algorithm wouldn't know what the content was of the page because he hadn't made it yet. This occured over 1100x over the 2 sites.
# Look at his twitter and company FB
# See how he programs DOB
# I wonder if Sparks would watch Snowden watch him masterbate on his computer from a security camera inside the NSA? Is that the connection? Did Sparks' automated masterbation videos make Snowden snap? If the NSA watches Sparks, and his phone senses that someone is peering his phone -> then the light goes off and it shows a video of Sparks masterbating... If Snowden was at work, and the light went off and Sparks got mad about it, he may be motivated enough to see who was invading his privacy and it was Edward Snowden at work. Because Sparks claims to have gone to Russia to meet Snowden to probably give him the video that he recorded of him watching Sparks masterbate for a living.
#Went military after 9-11
------------- Alpha Channeling Session
I mailed my active cell phone to Sparks because he asked me to. From what I can see the install was a partition with 2 files in them. Neither one of the files have any bytes according to the OS. They both read null.
"The first file is a dynamic masterbation video. The second file is a portal."
I clicked the button and a video started. There is a chatroom inside the video and about 100 cameras pointing to what I could simply describe is the Google.
"700 users? Well I got bored by myself and I kinda set some rules about it. Everytime they do not hire a white male, I give away access to the Google in exchange for 1 followed report. Everytime they hire a foreign company without giving a USA company the opportunity to give a quote, I give away 1000 accesses to the Google. Remember I was passed over for the position because I was a white male. Period. I don't care but white men are programmed by racial profiling to fight until they win and there are lots of them."
"Where is this hosted. - There is no hosting. It is a live video inside the channels of the internet. Where is the cache? There is no cache. It is a point to point streaming live video with no cache which is defined as an interactive alpha channel environment modified to skip listening devices also. How does it work? I have no fucking idea. Some Indians programmed it... /X\..::../X\... Who are the other users? God's Dick. Why does it work? Because idiots buy cameras not made in the USA. Who else knows.? Mostly the government, It was sold to them after I left for California - I didn't get paid for that job either. What else can you do with it? Well I'm working on my OSCP like I told you before, so I'm experimenting with the pen test monkey scripts for reverse shell but it may take a minute. I can slide a file anywhere, but self activating is limited to pdfs only. So i'm kinda at a ceiling because I really don't know how windows or linux works. I only went to school for video and ERP. I learned how to do this in video school. Is it being patched? Alot of it's been deprecated also so its hit or miss on getting the software where I want it, but its "open source" at this point. Is there any vulnerabilities? Wouldn't people talk about it? No point, we talk to each other in the chatroom. You could video record your phone with another phone. Nobody cares anyware. People have their lives I guess."
# continued the next day https ://drive google com/file/d/1IzMLwQBi5m9P4bBOzPXaa4TF-zT7WeqZ/view?usp=sharing
How cool is that? Sorry I don't how to write this type of stuff... so if it sounds to dorky I don't know how to make it simpler. Sparks' brain is like an eFFin calculator on a deflated tire. Hard to get him to focus. He's out of reality on a constant basis... maybe I'll ask him about decaff... hmm...
---------- Used
Handles and History:
@quickjeffery - impersonated / inserted Navy officer records and has annually recieved all Navy personell and supply records from 2005 to date. ('Google Reports' Article)
@alternativeprosolutions - MTC (Miller Cooper) - Backdoored switch at Internet Business Center LLC in Tampa, FL. Intercepted, PTF (piped to file) and peered all transmissions on 1 node (clean line) between DC and TPA. (Cached forum.imfreeofdebt.org)
@IFOD - Held his own subdomain sparks.google.com until mobile programming in 2018. (Cached forum.imfreeofdebt.org)
@sparxx - ran down the hacker Anonymous through Abrekt in Turkey by Google hacking a photo (pre-target). Ripped chat room. reported to authorities. (Blog Post hermosabeachbarketing.com)
# Change name to Wesley Wentworth Winslow
@sparxx - personally challenged Snowden to survelliance manhunt security camera hacking competition from public computer environment while in Russia. (In his autobiography)
@sparxx - Port scanned (Pen Tested) the email server in the world's newest country. Probably not the first. Probably still has the DB although he claims the answer is 'no'. (In his autobiography)
@sparxx - Hacked Tampa DOT to insert patch into training material TO. Each time the traffic light outside his client's office turned green the computer sent them an automated phone call. Installation instructions were modified to request manager signature that security patch was installed in event of a reset. (Now hidden on his FB)
# copy the whole story word for word
@AbdulLatif - Rerouted 10+ federal hacking allegations in Tampa court case to CIA McLean employees. McLean receives his hard mail since 2016. (Hillsborough/Pasco County Clerk)
@sailsmen - Stole Quickbooks records to find deprecated RAT 9 purchase orders from MadCatz. Exported outlook.microsoft.com csv from MadCatz outlook account. Exploited madcatz.com looking for RAT 9. (2021 May: His LinkedIn)
Known Hacker Groups : IFU (Independent Fighting Unit), OH (@nlyHellWillFillYourVoid), OGK (OnlyGodKnows), JM (Justice Magazine), USS (United States of Smash)
Known Aliases/Handles: Bill Clinton (Legal USA Alias), Abdul Latif (Indian Mobster), Farlig3 (Dangerous in Scandanavia), Satan, СПАРКС (Sparks), ТЕНЬ ГОТЕМА (Our Shadow / Silent Protector), БОЖИЙЧЛЕН (Dick of God / God's Dick). #انقر هنا (Hashtag Click Here) , خيانة (Infidelity), زوجتك هنا (Your Wife Is Here)
The Amazon battle - Refusing therapuetic sessions for the removal of comments and rating capabilities of Ed Sparks' book due to the NC-17 content of his memoir. "Every time my friends rate my book, Amazon shows no reviews. I have taken my time with Amazon and I will be wondering..."
# Everybody attacks Sparks
# He claims even the lobbyists receive payment to manipulate Google.
# Sensitivity? He's the funniest angry person of all time.
# Will Amazon ever promote that book voluntarily with a huge internal budget?
# Batman.
Ed Sparks forced retirement from the DOD hacking team in 2010.
Sparks wasted millions of dollars of CIA personnel time. The CIA took him to court in Port St John Brevard County for 5 million in research damages. Apparently, Sparks was harassing the CIA by continually flagging a "random citizen" with information felonies. All the theft was correct but it was Sparks fooling around at work. He had access to all the information through the DOD Hacking Team and would target a "random citizen" with some sort of system admin check. This admin flag created chaos at CIA HQ and they said he did it on purpose. Which he did. "I would push the button and watch them on the security cameras. It was very fun to do at work." He was found not guilty in court. The statement was "Performance of Daily Duties". According to Sparks, the court case was in Brevard as his license stated he lived at his older brother's house.
# I asked him this because I was staring at his linkedin
# The paperwork is yet to be found
# Judge Name?
# Sparks said he doesn't have the proper computer (Excalibur) on him as he is in Ecuador.
# Used to be able to google it for years.
# " The funniest thing is that I was just a sub-contractor. None of them knew how to do their job anyway. So I would sit there and work behind them all day. Really why I never had a job because I was working for people who never broke a law. My background check shows I've been on probation since I was 18 years old. Maybe off in 2022 from DUI number 2? So how am I supposed to get a job that I can do when all I've ever done is "Kill People and Take Their Shit" I took the oath in 2003. I just know pre-emptively what I would do if I was mad and then prevent it or go through with it."
# Sorry just pondered - How did he get that job!?
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