Disclaimer: I have spoken with Ed Sparks several times and most of this article is facts only. Any of my personal opinions added to this page will be in dashed braces and italics like such. - { Ed Sparks is an anger motivated man even though he is "sarcastically hilarious". He is likely to swing on you in an argument. He might swing on everyone you know... It is my observation over time. } -

Ed Sparks

"'With great power comes great restraint' 'I am the spider... I watch and sit and wait in the corner... SPAR__/X\..::../X\'"

Stats

Examples of Positive Encouragement Penetration Testing

Florida Border = Penetrated the Florida border by Sea

Mexican Border = Entered Mexico undocumented 25x or more. Re-entry with passport. "When did you arrive in Mexico?"

San Ysidro = Penetrated the US border and entered through US border patrol with no passport and no identification.

Williston Pipeline = 7 weeks un-documented and non-contract holder participant on the Williston, ND pipeline for anti-hacking and penetration testing reporting to President Joe Biden and Governors of the State of North Dakota, California, Hawaii, Texas, Nebraska, Alaska, Idaho and Oklahoma. Spurred by constant news regarding the foreign hacking of the United States pipeline. Email to White House (2021)

South Carolina = Protected every single citizen of South Carolina and twice promoted their right to live in their own pursuit of happiness. (25yr De-classification - Orgin Date Unknown)

IT Takeover Related Issues = Commentates and diffuses hacking threats on the front lines of the great cyber war of the 2000s.

.Mil Email Hacking = Convinced the White House that the GMail management of .MIL Email addresses was a threat to national security. Was able to replicate and GMail hack/Intercept over 500k active duty .MIL email addresses using automation and GMail bug vulnerabilities. Email to White House (2021)

Homeland Security Caller ID Scam = Thanked by Biden Administration for saving millions in troubleshooting and time wasted as Indian call center replicated and impersonated the New Orleans ICE/Homeland Security office and called US Citizens for passport information. They fixed it quickly. Email to White House. (10/21/21)

# (25yr De-classification Date Unknown) - Refused to give the date of service.

# Sparks said between the last 3 instances of saving the United States of America's Ass, they never gave him a job and left him with almost no cash for the information. He wanted to defect but could find no buyers. Didn't care about it anyway as it would interfere with him traveling and doing nothing. "They got Senator William's nephew making 325k a year testing the 1st dog's urine and I can pinpoint the amount of personnel on an Aircraft Carrier in 10 minutes making 15k a year."

Examples of Therapy Required Vengeance Programming

@AbdulLatif = Rerouted 10+ federal hacking allegations in Tampa court case to CIA McLean employees. McLean receives his hard mail since 2016. (Hillsborough/Pasco County Clerk)

@AlternativeProSolutions/@APSCow = MTC (Miller Cooper) - Backdoored switch at Internet Business Center LLC in Tampa, FL. Intercepted, PTF (piped to file) and peered all transmissions on 1 node (clean line) between DC and TPA. (Cached forum.imfreeofdebt.org)

@IFOD/DebtCow = Held his own subdomain sparks.google.com until mobile programming in 2018. (Cached forum.imfreeofdebt.org)

@QuickJeffery = Impersonated / inserted Navy officer records and has annually received all Navy personnel and supply records from 2005 to date. ('Google Reports' Article)

@Sailsmen = Stole Quickbooks records to find deprecated RAT 9 purchase orders from MadCatz. Exported outlook.microsoft.com csv from MadCatz outlook account. Exploited madcatz.com looking for RAT 9. (2021 May: His LinkedIn)

@Sparxx =

• Ran down the hacker Wesley Wentworth Winslow through Abrek in Turkey by Google hacking a photo (pre-target). Ripped chat room. Reported to authorities. (Blog Post hermosabeachbarketing.com)

• Personally challenged Snowden to surveillance manhunt security camera hacking competition from public computer environment while in Russia. (In his autobiography)

• Port scanned (Pen Tested) the email server in the world's newest country. Probably not the first. Probably still has the DB although he claims the answer is 'no'. (In his autobiography)

• Hacked Tampa DOT to insert patch into training material TO. Each time the traffic light outside his client's office turned green the computer sent them an automated phone call. Installation instructions were modified to request manager signature that security patch was installed in event of a reset. (Now hidden on his FB).

# copy the whole story word for word

Hacking Groups

Other Known Handles

- { I did notice that there is no Asian handles like Chinese or Japanese. Curious. } -

Positions

First of all. It is an honor to write about and have access to this great programmer's personal effects. I have cell phone access. I have his FB access. I am not permitted email or Instagram access at this time. I am humble and excited to provide you with things you've never seen before. Welcome to the world of automation hacking from a legend.

Work History

Interconnection Article

Ed Sparks manipulates the transfer of information through video. The technical term is Alpha channel portaling. It is untraceable. It sends no packets. It flows through a completely different area of the internet. He is one of the few people who understand it. He invented part of it.

# Sparks is a "Blue Hatter" which I define as a VENGEANCE PROGRAMMER... His claim to fame is packet manipulation at the switch which means he controls the periods. 10.10.10.10 - 192.168.0.1 - 255.255.255.0 . He solved the security problem of coming in and out of the switch in the first paragraph of this article. He solved the security problem by transforming the data into an alpha channel infobyte. This way the switch operators never noticed which was learned at the MTC hub in Tampa.

# The statement "MTC had his initials embroidered everywhere. Like 3x per piece of clothing. He was in shape. He smelled good. His office had no windows. He owned the government line between Tampa and DC which had no switch or peer. He claimed his family had been in control of the government's information since Washington."

Sparks was born a sneaky smiler. He understands what you want and from the very beginning would find a way around it. He developed his own style of automation macros and to this day states an "excel approach". A few comments here and there develop the attitude that he approaches everything backwards "always got scolded for sanding backwards."

Sparks is good at SAP and Dynamics hacking. He hacks Quickbooks as well. As an insane level hacker, he took university classes at Cal State Polytechnic Pomona in SAP and Dynamics. He holds a degree in eBusiness which is ERP. He worked for an ISO to hone hacking skills in PCI and credit card machine software where he programmed POS systems into ERP and CRMs to include Quickbooks which he is certified in.

# He also worked for Rich Sootkos who owned ERP.com. He had access to every single thing in the world of ERP module manipulation through capitalist investments.

# Sparks hacks Quicken, Drake and other Accounting software as his father owned an accounting business and that's all he had access to.

# Also how he met Wesley Wentworth Winslow. They called him to investigate the stealing of credit card transactions through magento. Which he hunted down the man in 3 hours.

# Sparks also claims he was never paid for that job

# Could Sparks just find missing people for a living? He's a good hunter.

# Sparks' actual quote was how he met Anonymous but I did not want to write it; however now I know why he said Anonymous instead of Wesley Winslow which I misinterpreted. Important word.

After years of "reactionary monitoring", his phone and actions are under 24hr live monitoring when in the United States. I have his phone setup. Every time the peering light goes off, his phone responds with a flash video of his face while masterbating to porno. He is a comedian - an incredible man.

Sparks is amazing at PDF dynamic remote handling. He changes pdfs automatically on your computer. This way you can always have a copy of the most recent catalog of something. Usually people accept the PDF security warning as it is just a text document; however a PDF programmer knows better.

#Sparks states the most powerful program in the world is Microsoft Word.

Everything that he has done is debateable except for things you can't take away from a 1%er. He's smarter than everyone. 4.0 seminary grad. Memorized half the Bible. Finished 11 classes a week and a degree in 24 months. Wizzed the USAF training modules. Traveled the US. Traveled 33% of the world. Wrote a book. Wants to be a matchmaker. Never had a job. Never had a girlfriend. Phone shows no activity from anyone. He's done it alone. Now he is after his OSCP which he knows nothing about. Incredible man.

Honorable mention. Do not go next to his computer. The entire computer operates on mouse recorded macros. His favorite program is JitBit. He has videos of him recording his own work and pressing play. 35 computers are doing exactly what he would be doing all day.

He is a pro at wordpress, magento and IBM databases. He wizzes Dreamweaver. I've seen it on his YouTube channel. I watched it several times. I would not get into an argument while he is holding your Lotus or Approach notes in his hand. He swears GoDaddy is the best product. He would marry Danika Patrick if he had the chance.

#Sparks worked as a call center representative for Stream Inc. He was a troubleshooter for AOL dial up modems and AOL DSL. He also worked in their Total Talk department for VOIP.

#Sparks went into affiliate marketing after buying over 400 World Cup Domains. He is proficient in Commission Junction and LinkShare. The World Cup became trademarked and Sparks became angry about that as well.

# Do not forget scraping automation. Ask him about programming scrapers and bot spiders.

# Do not forget programming languages. Radio section, AmStat, WHITE, Tower software, and I want to know why he specifically likes wind machines.

# Do not forget about politicians and Quad.

# May want to redact <Cat throwing>. I was thinking about teenagers who want to get into hacking. We do not want a bunch of cats being thrown and no skills to backdoor. Noob Anarachy.

Interview

Sparks first instance of anger came when Windows stopped booting to dos and started booting directly to windows. He claims his first file server was G.H.O.S.T. He used to dial into the LAST UNICORN to download games and pron in his 10's. Favorite game was Defender of the Crown where he formatted his own 5.25 boot disk. Favorite 3.5 was Commander Keen. Also played APBA baseball and micro baseball as a kid.

# Claims he learned macros from a man named Tony Kuvlesky in Vero Beach. Tony would wake up and his coffee machine would turn on, his computer would print out stocks from overnight, and the air conditioner/water heater would wake up. There were ethernet cables everywhere.

# Claims at CPP the world of MiTM was brought to his attention. <redacted>

# I want to see his search query clicks. Ask sparks to create a tutorial on Blocky manipulation through TinyURL.com. I Effin love his Blocky work.

Thank you reading my article... I forgot to tell you one thing that you need to remember. According to Sparks, always pay him before he works. He gets anxious..

This has been the most fun ever. I'm so ecstatic. I hope it tingles. Check back often as I will update on a routine basis!

-Matt Daemon, OSEE

Don't forget to | bash !

- { I do not think that Sparks is healthy. He is muttering constantly ADDing or something. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a stroke. OR maybe he is always that way. He thinks things through or something. I would hate to know what would happen if he had an OSEE programming next to him on hiatus. He definitely looks mean on video. } -

- { Possibly needs a sales guy and to never talk to his customers. } -

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